+11111111111111111111111111111111 22:02 Irish: Once upon a time, on a weather beaten shore, a young buck, son of great Odeon, chief Viking of the Northern tribes, was going on a quest. Now these vikings, were low on imagination, so having heard the story of the golden fleece, and the golden apples, a summer before, Vikking(the son) was going to steal the golden privvy The golden throne, on which to sit, would surely make him king! Thus with great courage young vikking, set sail to the distant po...