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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 1:12pm

Trippling my booty

http://warofdragons.com/artifact_info.php?artikul_id=18533

I was reading the description for this elixir and I'm confused... is it a spelling error or it will actually give me the booty of Nicky Minaj? :woot:

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 2:21pm

no, jennifer lopez one :P

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 3:01pm

no, jennifer lopez one :P
Giiiiiirl J:Lo got nothing on Kim Kardashian!

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 5:05pm

3 times 0 is still 0 so bad news for you, honey.

I am not those men! I am Salahaddin.

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 5:52pm

3 times 0 is still 0 so bad news for you, honey.

*Hands your daily dose of attention* :gift:
Get back to me when you finally figure out what the word disqualified means :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 7:40pm

Get back to me when you finally figure out how bad i burned you that you went a week back and still think about it every night. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 7:46pm

Get back to me when you finally figure out how bad i burned you that you went a week back and still think about it every night. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:sleep: if you say so... :wink: uninterested in wasting time and energy on you :kiss2: so shoo along now

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 9:38pm

May I have the attention of all my hommies around, the carpenters of Faeo designed a new model of doors for you estates and they slim... If you want to get rid of nasty looking, cruel harted wife, take your lady to a romantic walk in the park, give her to drink some of that and go to sleep peacefully at night, with a booty 3 times the size of what she has now there's no way she'll enter your estates door ever again. :thumbsup: Stop spending time and money with forum posts and guards to divorce, just buy our new door and it'll fix your problem for good. :lol:
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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 9:39pm

...still waiting for the real designers to create an "edit" option for our messages so I can correct my 3rd grade spelling :lol:
Evolution cannot avoid bringing intelligent life ultimately to an awareness of one thing above all else and that one thing is futility.

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 9:45pm

May I have the attention of all my hommies around, the carpenters of Faeo designed a new model of doors for you estates and they slim... If you want to get rid of nasty looking, cruel harted wife, take your lady to a romantic walk in the park, give her to drink some of that and go to sleep peacefully at night, with a booty 3 times the size of what she has now there's no way she'll enter your estates door ever again. :thumbsup: Stop spending time and money with forum posts and guards to divorce, just buy our new door and it'll fix your problem for good. :lol:
This will most likely end in your lady turning into the big bad wolf and use her now ginormous booty to fart... I mean huff and puff until your whole estate crumbles or blows away lol:karate:

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 9:48pm

how dare you M'lady? I'm a buddist monk, I eat nothing but rocks and roots and the only time I get to see a woman is when the postman delivers us Playboy every month (and that's only for 10 min cause we're lots of monks here).
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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 9:59pm

Playboy? :huh: is that still a thing?
:D well you get to have 6 possessions if I remember correctly as a budhist monk.. I suggest one of you decide to get a computer as one of those 2 possessions ;) for obvious reasons :whistling:

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Sunday, April 1st 2018, 10:00pm

Playboy? :huh: is that still a thing?
:D well you get to have 6 possessions if I remember correctly as a budhist monk.. I suggest one of you decide to get a computer as one of those 2 possessions ;) for obvious reasons :whistling:
Now I also wish the designers would implement that edit button lol ....