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Sunday, August 14th 2016, 3:33pm

Speaking of beards, I was strolling around the net and I can't help but notice the very strange familiarity of this pic to someone so dear to us all...

Soo yeah, it has a white beard, pretty aged and white skin tone.. Will you share your thoughts about this? :)
Says more about where you stroll though...

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Sunday, August 14th 2016, 7:41pm

Speaking of beards, I was strolling around the net and I can't help but notice the very strange familiarity of this pic to someone so dear to us all...

Soo yeah, it has a white beard, pretty aged and white skin tone.. Will you share your thoughts about this? :)
Says more about where you stroll though...


facebook :lol:
Get a life :woody: I mean, an eternal one. :angel:

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Monday, August 15th 2016, 11:28pm

Long ones allowed?

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Tuesday, August 16th 2016, 5:56pm

this my fave thread XD (cnim pls dont . just dont.) :loL:

last


"i have good news and bad news,'' the defense lawyer says to his client.

"whats the bad news?"


the lawyer says, " your blood matches he DNA found at the murder scene."

"dammit!" cries the client. "what's the good news?"

"well," the lawyer says, "your cholesterol is down to 140."

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Tuesday, August 16th 2016, 8:39pm

last


"i have good news and bad news,'' the defense lawyer says to his client.

"whats the bad news?"


the lawyer says, " your blood matches he DNA found at the murder scene."

"dammit!" cries the client. "what's the good news?"

"well," the lawyer says, "your cholesterol is down to 140."

rofl !!! :lol: , mellon , man u rock !! :thumbsup:

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Tuesday, August 16th 2016, 9:26pm

Here I have one:

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
I don't always suck at games, but when I do, I blame the lag, weather, chair, screen, cat, dog, light, game. 8)

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Tuesday, August 16th 2016, 9:32pm

This one is good too.

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
I don't always suck at games, but when I do, I blame the lag, weather, chair, screen, cat, dog, light, game. 8)

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Thursday, August 18th 2016, 2:19pm

Wrong thread man :lol:
Get a life :woody: I mean, an eternal one. :angel:

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Friday, August 19th 2016, 1:06am

One guy ask his girlfried:
-Will you marry me?
Girlfriend said: - No.
The guy said:
-Marry me or I die.
Girlfriend said:
-No!
And the guy died.... 50 years later))

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Friday, August 19th 2016, 6:16pm

Seems like mellon collie and fox face got a few jokes on their old stash :smile:
Get a life :woody: I mean, an eternal one. :angel:

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Friday, August 19th 2016, 6:18pm

Teacher: Why are you late Joseph?
Joseph: coz' of the sign on the road..
Teacher: What does the sign has to do with you being late?
Joseph: This sign said.. "School Ahead, Slow down"
Get a life :woody: I mean, an eternal one. :angel:

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Friday, August 19th 2016, 6:21pm

I failed my english test.... UNPOSSIBLE!!!!
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Friday, September 30th 2016, 4:52am

A guy drinking wine with a girl on first date:

Girl: - I should drink no more!
Guy: -Why?
Girl: - Something's happening to my legs.
Guy: - Bending?
Girl: - Drawing!

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Friday, September 30th 2016, 3:01pm

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

because they are two tired. :sneakers:

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Wednesday, October 5th 2016, 3:23am

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

because they are two tired. :sneakers:


This is like:

- What's the longest word?
- (S)mile :)

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Thursday, October 11th 2018, 10:49am

AHa

Aha

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Monday, October 15th 2018, 6:31pm

there is a chain like riddle or jokes whatever you call them :D

1-how to put a giraffe on a refrigerator?
+open the refrigerator door and put giraffe in it later close door.

2-how to put a elephant on a refrigerator ?
+open the refrigerator door , take giraffe from inside and put elephant in it and close door

3-the king of forest makes a meeting and calls all animals who live in forest but one of them missing who is that ?
+ elephant because you put it to refrigerator.

4- you need pass a river but there is too much crocodiles on it how you pass it ?
+ you can wait them to go to lion's meeting. later you can swim and pass that river.

i try to translate them from my language not sure good or bad translate :D or maybe there is someone translate them to my language before thats what i was read :D

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