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Name: |
herbalist |
Lives in the world of Faeo: |
14 years10 month(s) 15 day(s) |
Birthday: |
29 June 1975 |
Region: |
Belgium |
About you: |
Crom is a grim and gloomy and unforgiving god, ever watching from atop his mountain in dark clouds and obscuring mists, ready to pass a disapproving judgment on any and all. However, he is also said to value courage and tenacity in mortals. it is said that his sole gift to mags is to bestow them at birth with the courage to survive, persevere, and vanquish adversity. Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me one request: grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"
well, one very fine sunday, as church was about to start, the devil appears in the aisle everyone bails, the preacher ducks out the back, the deacons clear the windows, panic ensues
5 seconds flat, there is no one in the church except one old guy, in the front pew, calmly readin from scriptures
the devil walks up to him "Do you not fear the Prince of Darkness???" the old man finishes his verse, calmly looks up and says, "why? I have nuthin to fear from you, i been married to your sister for 40 years |
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