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Saturday, January 25th 2014, 1:58am

Fun Rhymes

I call this little diddy....."My First Time".....enjoy

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now......................................................







wait for it











My first time ever
At milking a cow......................................



haha GOTCHA!!!!! :bllll: :lol:
If you cant hang with the BIG DOGS, just stay under the Porch!!!! :nono: :sarcastic:

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Saturday, January 25th 2014, 2:02am

God made whiskey

God made Pepsi

God made me so damn sexy

God made rivers

God made lakes

God made you... well we all make mistakes.
If you cant hang with the BIG DOGS, just stay under the Porch!!!! :nono: :sarcastic:

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Saturday, January 25th 2014, 2:04am

There was a man from Nocket,
who tried to ride a rocket.
But the rocket went BANG
And his balls went CLANG
So he found his cock in his pocket



:lol: :lol: :lol:
If you cant hang with the BIG DOGS, just stay under the Porch!!!! :nono: :sarcastic:

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Saturday, January 25th 2014, 2:12am

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass,
and grabbed her ass
And now two of his teeth are missing.
If you cant hang with the BIG DOGS, just stay under the Porch!!!! :nono: :sarcastic:

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Saturday, January 25th 2014, 2:40am

God made off topic too :snowball: :kiss2: :rose:
Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~



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Sunday, January 26th 2014, 6:35pm

He also made relax and have a laugh :lol: :beer:

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Monday, January 27th 2014, 7:44am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The cow one ...lol lol lol

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Friday, January 31st 2014, 2:39pm

Mary had a little lamb,


You've heard this tale before


But did you know she passed her plate


and had a little more!
If you cant hang with the BIG DOGS, just stay under the Porch!!!! :nono: :sarcastic:

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Saturday, February 1st 2014, 5:05pm

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She put them on the mantlepiece

To see if they would F.........all off

:D
:smoke:

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